now, what are your sins?
according to this, your sins include:
- being born with tentacles instead of fingers
- projecting your feelings onto others
- emotional larceny
- feeding off of the free labor of others
- selling your internal organs for advance copies of gta5
- believing in a white jesus
this is terrible. you are an awful human being.
YOU MUST REPENT
i know you have more sins. this couldn't have been all of them. tell me the rest. tell them to me right now.